Tuesday, 28 February 2012

#1: The Challenge

English people are appalling at learning foreign languages. There, I've said it. Out of all the nations in the world, we are the laziest linguists around.

It's true that English is THE global language. The UN, The EU, pretty much every major organisation has English as its offical language or one of several. And being an English-speaking country ourself, most people just think, "Why bother? Everyone speaks English anyway."

Not being one to shy away from a challenge, I decided in January that even though I live here and don't need to learn a new tongue, I damn well WANT to!

I studied French at school and did reasonably well (I got a B) but the fact it was school, coupled with the fact that I don't live in France meant that I never cared much about it and hardly ever did any proper studying. I'm just lucky that I have a great memory so I managed to recall enough to get a decent grade.

That was eight years ago though (yes, I'm THAT old). and I can hardly remember any of it and in fairness I didn't really want to learn French again anyway.  So I had a dilemma: which language to choose?



There are an estimated 6,000 languages in the world currently spoken (please don't ask me to quote a source on that). I only needed ONE. French was discarded straight away. Most of the other 5,999 would be too obscure to thoroughly study so I needed one with plenty of books and tools to help me.

Eventually I narrowed it down to three: Russian, Dutch and Polish. After checking out some text in all three I quickly discarded Polish as no language should EVER have so many Zs in it! With Russian, I didn't want to have to learn a new alphabet so I eventually ruled that out too, which left Dutch as my winner!

I'm fortunate enough to have a very good friend who speaks Dutch so that made me subconsciously lean towards it as well. I've always been a big fan of Dutch accents too (except Steve McLaren's) so this made me feel upbeat before I'd even started.

My aim is not to just learn enough to have a basic conversation with a Dutch person. I want to be FLUENT. I type that in block capitals because it is my long-term goal. This blog is something to help me chart my progress and enjoy the lighter side of starting something completely new and unknown.

I have no idea how well I'll do or how I'll retain what I learn but the journey should be fun! So for now, all I want to say is: HALLO!